The signs in the window read:
"Standing in line at a mom and pop's San Francisco cafe with a corporate/chain cup of coffee is like showing up at your girlfriend's place with another woman's lipstick on your shirt. BAD ****ing IDEA! She will dump you and move on. I will do the same. I'll pass you up and take the next hot stud in line. "
AND
"Rules: -Please stand in line until called and do not block the sidewalk -If your party is not present when called, your turn will be skipped -Please no outside food or drink -Please, do not alter our menu once you are seated -Oh, and please please please no egg white yuppies."
Enough Said.
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